Meet the Characters
Shroom Boi
Shroom Boi emerged from the woods at the age of 5. He lived in the nature preserve behind The Phyllis Institute for Higher Learning, a prestigious superhero boarding school. The school’s headmaster thought Shroom Boi was a gift given to the school by Mother Nature and began grooming him to be the next Chosen One. At 16 he became the youngest founding member of the Lords of Law. However after “The Incident” Shroom Boi was banished from the Lords and blackballed from the superhero industry.
Shroom Boi lives in New Orlando with his sidekick and best friend Pissfinger. His dream is to one day return to the Lords of Law and save the world.
Pissfinger
Pissfinger’s first owner was an old Jewish man whom he hated. He eventually ran away and lived on the streets until he met Shroom Boi and they got an apartment together. Pissfinger is a founding member of The Lords of Law and the group’s first sidekick. After “The Incident” he was kicked out of the Lords and blackballed from the superhero industry. Unlike Shroom Boi, Pissfinger is glad to be done with the Lords so he can finally pursue his dream of becoming an accountant.
The Milk Man
The Milk Man dreams of one day owning his own national brand of ice cream. In the meantime he works as a supervillain to pay his bills and to expand his network, while he builds “The Skimmer”, a machine he anticipates will scale his ice cream manufacturing capacity. Assisting him in this noble pursuit is an inexhaustible supply of henchmen. It is unclear why so many are eager to swear their allegiance to him or why they all sound like 1940s radio hosts. One thing that is clear is the Milk Man has no issue sacrificing each and every one of them to achieve his ice cream dreams. They are the Storm Troopers of the Criminal Milk Underworld.
In his free time Milk Man relaxes at his dairy farm in Africa, Wisconsin with his favorite heifer Lucile.